THE REAL STORY OF THE AMIGA COMPUTER OF THE 80s
BACK IN THE EARLY 80s, A TEAM OF ANAYA EXTRATERRESTRIALS, WITH THE BRAIN TO SOUL QUANTIC CHANNEL 51, SOULS OF ELET, WANTED TO ATTACK THE MARKET WITH A FANTASTIC COMPUTER, DELIVERING THE FINEST TO PLANET EARTH, USING ONLY ELECTRONIC COMPONENTS AVAILABLE THERE AT THAT TIME AND NOT THEIR OWN TECHNOLOGY.
ELMI 1 STARTED SAYING THEY SHALL WORK WITH ATARI. BUT WE HAD NO SUCCESS DEALING WITH THEM, THEY WERE WORKING FOR THE DEMONS, THE ENEMIES, AND WERE NOT LIKING THE ANGELS. LATER WE HAD A MENTAL CONTACT WITH JAY MINER. AT FIRST WE WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT, BUT WE THEN DISCOVERED HE WAS TREACHEROUS, AND HE HAD SOME HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES, WHAT THE DEMONS LIKE. ANYWAY WE DIDN'T HAVE OTHER SOLUTIONS TO HAVE PLANET EARTH COMPUTERS CORPORATION WORK WITH US, SO WE HAD TO GO WITH JAY AND COMMODORE.
WE DESIGNED ON OUR PLANET, THE PLANET ANAYA 3 LED, ALL OF THE AMIGA HARDWARE, OPERATING SYSTEM, THE WORKBENCH, THE KICKSTART ROM, AND SOME GAMES, LIKE AN ADAPTATION ON A PRIMITIVE 68k COMPUTER OF OUR FAMOUS STANDARD GAME CALLED DEFENDER OF THE CROWN. WE VISITED PLANET EARTH TO HARVEST A BUNCH OF COMPONENTS AND SOME LOCAL ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS DESIGN INDUSTRIAL TOOLS.
WE THEN INTRODUCED THE FIRST COMPLETE AMIGA SYSTEM TO JAY MINER, IN PERSON. WE TOLD HIM HE COULD CREDIT HIMSELF IF HE ACCEPTS HIS MISSION OF MAKING COMMODORE RELEASE THIS COMPUTER. HE ACCEPTED. WHEN WE POWERED ON THE AMIGA ONE (IT WAS THE NAME OF THE REAL ORIGINAL VERSION), HE MADE A LONG "WOW!!!" AND WAS STUNNINGLY AMAZED. HE TOLD US HE WANTED TO OFFER US A GREAT PRICE FOR THIS UNIT, BUT THAT THEY WILL MAKE A VERSION WITHOUT THE HARD DRIVE, WITH A CHEAPER SCREEN AND ONLY 256kBYTES OF RAM. WE DID NOT AGREE AND STARTED THE FIRST ARGUMENT. ANYWAY, HE FINALLY OFFERED US $10,000,000 FROM COMMODORE TO BUY OUR LLC, AMIGA LLC. THEN THEY REMOVED THE HARD DRIVE, LOWERED THE 1MBYTES OF RAM, DESTROYED THE WORKBENCH 1.0, STOLE THE HAM PICTURES OUT OF THE HARD DRIVE, USED THE PICTURES AS COMMERCIAL ATTRACTIONS WITHOUT GIVING THE PICTURES TO THE END USERS, STOLE THE DOCUMENTATIONS AND TUTORIALS OUT OF THE END USERS BOXES, REMOVED FROM THE END USERS SOLD BOXES THE ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE COMPILER CALLED SEKA, AND THE AREXX LANGUAGE IDE. THEY EVEN REMOVED OUR ANAYA ANGELS DEMO OUT OF IT. AND THEY SOLD OUR VIDEO TOASTER SOLUTION TO NEWTEK. ALSO, THEY FLAWLED THE AUDIO CHIP BY REDUCING THE FULL 4 STEREO CHANNELS TO 4 HALF STEREO CHANNELS. AS A RESULT, WHEN THE FIRST END USERS BOUGHT THE COMMODORE AMIGA 1000 OR 500 OR 2000, THEY HAD NOTHING WITH IT, NO DEMOS, NO HAM PICTURES, NO COMPILER, NO IDE, NO DELUXE PAINT, NO DIRECTOR, NO DEFENDER OF THE CROWN, NO DOCS AND TUTS... NOTHING... AND THEY FLAWLED THE WORKBENCH, WHILE DEALING WITH ATARI TO SELL THEM THE DESIGN TO COPY OUR AMIGA ORIGINAL DESIGN AND MAKE THE ATARI ST...
SO WE STARTED A PIRATE BBS, ANGELS.
NOW WE HAVE KILLED THEM ALL WITH DEADLY EXTRATERRESTRIAL QUANTIC WEAPONS.
NOW WE REBOOT EARTH WITH KING CEDRIC OUR ELERA OF ASSAULT, A ZION UNIT JUST LIKE US, WITH THE SONY ELET SYSTEMS AND OUR ITEP QUANTIC FACTORIES ON THE SAME PLANET, THE PLANET EARTH.
BY THE WAY ANOTHER ELERA LIKE CEDRIC HAS JUST RECEIVED A COMMODORE AMIRA WITH A "R", ELET SYSTEMS COMPUTER ON A FAR AWAY PLANET.
AMIGA MEANS IN ITO, "I LOVE YOU THING".
AMIRA MEANS IN ITO, "I LOVE YOU THE DIVINE CREATION".
THAT'S ALL, HAVE FUN WITH OUR NEW COMPUTERS, THE SONY ELET SYSTEMS, AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE A GREAT CARE OF IT, WE WORKED HARD AND FAST TO OFFER THEM TO HUMANITY.
THE ANAYA TEAM THAT HAS DESIGNED THE ORIGINAL AMIGA COMPUTER
ELET THE 1337
ANAYA ANAKIM PICTURE, AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL ANGEL OF THE BREED OF THE ORIGINAL ENGINEERS OF THE AMIGA COMPUTER
ELMI 1 STARTED SAYING THEY SHALL WORK WITH ATARI. BUT WE HAD NO SUCCESS DEALING WITH THEM, THEY WERE WORKING FOR THE DEMONS, THE ENEMIES, AND WERE NOT LIKING THE ANGELS. LATER WE HAD A MENTAL CONTACT WITH JAY MINER. AT FIRST WE WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT, BUT WE THEN DISCOVERED HE WAS TREACHEROUS, AND HE HAD SOME HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES, WHAT THE DEMONS LIKE. ANYWAY WE DIDN'T HAVE OTHER SOLUTIONS TO HAVE PLANET EARTH COMPUTERS CORPORATION WORK WITH US, SO WE HAD TO GO WITH JAY AND COMMODORE.
WE DESIGNED ON OUR PLANET, THE PLANET ANAYA 3 LED, ALL OF THE AMIGA HARDWARE, OPERATING SYSTEM, THE WORKBENCH, THE KICKSTART ROM, AND SOME GAMES, LIKE AN ADAPTATION ON A PRIMITIVE 68k COMPUTER OF OUR FAMOUS STANDARD GAME CALLED DEFENDER OF THE CROWN. WE VISITED PLANET EARTH TO HARVEST A BUNCH OF COMPONENTS AND SOME LOCAL ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS DESIGN INDUSTRIAL TOOLS.
WE THEN INTRODUCED THE FIRST COMPLETE AMIGA SYSTEM TO JAY MINER, IN PERSON. WE TOLD HIM HE COULD CREDIT HIMSELF IF HE ACCEPTS HIS MISSION OF MAKING COMMODORE RELEASE THIS COMPUTER. HE ACCEPTED. WHEN WE POWERED ON THE AMIGA ONE (IT WAS THE NAME OF THE REAL ORIGINAL VERSION), HE MADE A LONG "WOW!!!" AND WAS STUNNINGLY AMAZED. HE TOLD US HE WANTED TO OFFER US A GREAT PRICE FOR THIS UNIT, BUT THAT THEY WILL MAKE A VERSION WITHOUT THE HARD DRIVE, WITH A CHEAPER SCREEN AND ONLY 256kBYTES OF RAM. WE DID NOT AGREE AND STARTED THE FIRST ARGUMENT. ANYWAY, HE FINALLY OFFERED US $10,000,000 FROM COMMODORE TO BUY OUR LLC, AMIGA LLC. THEN THEY REMOVED THE HARD DRIVE, LOWERED THE 1MBYTES OF RAM, DESTROYED THE WORKBENCH 1.0, STOLE THE HAM PICTURES OUT OF THE HARD DRIVE, USED THE PICTURES AS COMMERCIAL ATTRACTIONS WITHOUT GIVING THE PICTURES TO THE END USERS, STOLE THE DOCUMENTATIONS AND TUTORIALS OUT OF THE END USERS BOXES, REMOVED FROM THE END USERS SOLD BOXES THE ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE COMPILER CALLED SEKA, AND THE AREXX LANGUAGE IDE. THEY EVEN REMOVED OUR ANAYA ANGELS DEMO OUT OF IT. AND THEY SOLD OUR VIDEO TOASTER SOLUTION TO NEWTEK. ALSO, THEY FLAWLED THE AUDIO CHIP BY REDUCING THE FULL 4 STEREO CHANNELS TO 4 HALF STEREO CHANNELS. AS A RESULT, WHEN THE FIRST END USERS BOUGHT THE COMMODORE AMIGA 1000 OR 500 OR 2000, THEY HAD NOTHING WITH IT, NO DEMOS, NO HAM PICTURES, NO COMPILER, NO IDE, NO DELUXE PAINT, NO DIRECTOR, NO DEFENDER OF THE CROWN, NO DOCS AND TUTS... NOTHING... AND THEY FLAWLED THE WORKBENCH, WHILE DEALING WITH ATARI TO SELL THEM THE DESIGN TO COPY OUR AMIGA ORIGINAL DESIGN AND MAKE THE ATARI ST...
SO WE STARTED A PIRATE BBS, ANGELS.
NOW WE HAVE KILLED THEM ALL WITH DEADLY EXTRATERRESTRIAL QUANTIC WEAPONS.
NOW WE REBOOT EARTH WITH KING CEDRIC OUR ELERA OF ASSAULT, A ZION UNIT JUST LIKE US, WITH THE SONY ELET SYSTEMS AND OUR ITEP QUANTIC FACTORIES ON THE SAME PLANET, THE PLANET EARTH.
BY THE WAY ANOTHER ELERA LIKE CEDRIC HAS JUST RECEIVED A COMMODORE AMIRA WITH A "R", ELET SYSTEMS COMPUTER ON A FAR AWAY PLANET.
AMIGA MEANS IN ITO, "I LOVE YOU THING".
AMIRA MEANS IN ITO, "I LOVE YOU THE DIVINE CREATION".
THAT'S ALL, HAVE FUN WITH OUR NEW COMPUTERS, THE SONY ELET SYSTEMS, AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE A GREAT CARE OF IT, WE WORKED HARD AND FAST TO OFFER THEM TO HUMANITY.
THE ANAYA TEAM THAT HAS DESIGNED THE ORIGINAL AMIGA COMPUTER
ELET THE 1337
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